Thursday, April 28, 2011


If you found out that you only had one year left to live, what would you do with your time?

I can't die, so this is a pointless question.

Friday, April 15, 2011

How would you like to go down in history? Ultimate Ruler Of The Universe

How much control do you have over the way you are remembered? A lot

Will you remember this school year 10 years from now? Nope, I can't even remember 7th grade.

How do you think others will remember you? As Ultimate Ruler Of The Universe.

Thursday, April 14, 2011


What about the process did you find easy? everything
What was challenging for you? nothing
Did you use your class time wisely? Yes in my eyes
How could you change your story to make it better? Nothing, it does not need any changes.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Question #1 Sir are you ok?

Response Turns head around slowly with a look in his eye that is emptiness

Question #2 Ummmm, do you need any help?

Response Leaps onto the man eating the flesh off his neck, and then working his way down to the intestines.

Question #3 13 hours later... They speak in their zombie language to one another, want to go take over the North now?

Response Yeah, I heard the brains up their are rich, and intelligent. Then maybe later we can stop by Mexico to pick up some spicy brains well we are it!

Both of them stand their for 15 minutes drooling, and then start moving to their destinations.

That is only part of the Zombie Apocalypse.... This same conversation has already happened over a million times...

Tuesday, April 12, 2011


Today was a sick day.

That should make you think for a few minutes, so you can make up your own thoughts on what sick things have happened today.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Love At First Glance

Their once was a creature that went by the name of KG, everyday he went pee pee. The baby creature was not potty trained, but for a fact he was deranged. One day he stumbled into a town, and started to shout. Where is my money, I know you took it, no doubt. Then a man saw the little creature, and he ripped off KG's gizzards. That is when KG raged, and went insane. KG saw a man that went by the name of Big Tone, and he told KG that he always had a big bone, and enjoyed the taste of toblerones. Then KG the little creature fell in love at first glance of big tone and started to dance. They frolicked in open fields of roses and started playing with each others Toe-zez, but then when they finished their dance and prance, a bullet flew out of thy sky and cursed upon its dead mothers eye that it would obliterate KG the little whiny baby.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Civil War Apocalypse

LONE: So... How many have you taken out yet?
Other Guy: I don't know man, I've done a good share of killing in these past few weeks
LONE: Well I've taken care of a couple hundred of them, almost got bite on many occasions.

Friday, April 1, 2011


I thought that more people dieing of disease, then being shot in the civil war was crazy.